Howard Stern : We'll get the brawds back up there dancing naked and...
Robin Quivers : The last time we saw Gavin...
Robin Goodridge : Get Ricky Martin's girls...did you see them?
Stern : Yeah I saw those.
Goodridge : Bring those in!
Stern : They're all right. We'll get better girls.
Quivers : They were half naked...whatever...
Goodridge : Get Howard Stern's girls!
Quivers : You know we were watching them at Woodstock and you know, we were commenting on how Gavin just took off his shirt and was standing there.
Stern : That was a cool move! You got a good body dude! (everyone laughing)
Rossdale : Thank you.
Stern : You see, if I was built like you, I'd take my shirt off at every opportunity too.
Goodridge: He does!
Stern : How was that? Playing Woodstock? Was it cool?
Rossdale: It was brilliant! We had a really good time. I mean you know, the whole thing was about that everyone was saying that there was all that metal rock in it...the aggressive side. But we just saw all the... all of the people were making out and a lot of sex going on. (everyone laughing)
Quivers : Really!?
Rossdale : So I was into that you know. I think that's cool. (laughing)
Stern : You know robin quivers wants to make out with you. Talks about you everyday.
Goodridge : (laughing)
Stern : But, but Gavin...Robin and I were just talking about you and you know I said, 'Gavin is such a good-looking guy, let's face it' you know. Then you dye your hair red. Is that to like say, 'Hey I'm so good-looking you know, I'm just gonna mess up my whole look.' (everyone laughing) I mean like ' I'm gonna defy women to look at me.'
Rossdale : No No No No No. You're missing the point...
Stern : If I was as good-looking as you, maybe I would dye my hair red and say you know, 'It doesn't matter what I do to myself because I'm still good-looking. Anyway I do it, I'm still good-looking!'
Rossdale : No. You know what it is? I was just bored with myself and I was just figuring a change...
Stern : Really?
Quivers : He's too good-looking. He's too perfect.
Rossdale : No no no. I was just thinking... seriously, I was thinking whatever... just do a change...
Stern : Can I tell you what the nightmare is in my life? I would like to change but I know that with my face I can't change! (laughing)
Quivers : You're doing the best you can!
Stern : I'm telling you, it's a mess! It's really difficult. I would love to just dye my hair red, but I would look disgusting. But you can pull that off. You're really lucky.
Rossdale : Thank you.
Stern : So so so, the point is, when you were at Woodstock, you had fun. You saw no violence... you enjoyed that. You took your shirt off which was a good move...
Rossdale : A lot of people in the crowd had their shirts off as well...
Stern : Now what going on with the band? Are you still banging that chick Gwen Stefani from No Doubt or are you done with her?
Rossdale : Umm umm well uh umm...
Stern : This is gonna be good!
Quivers : Uh-oh!
Rossdale : I just don't know really.. this is a bad week to ask...(everyone laughing)
Stern : Really!?
Quivers : Oh is that right!?
Stern : Oh... Because I know that you were going out with Gwen Stefani, the very attractive woman from No Doubt.
Rossdale : Yeah.
Stern : And I always saw you guys together.
Rossdale : Yeah yeah yeah yeah...We are. She was gonna be here, but she thought it was uncool to present together.
Stern : Really?
Rossdale : So I got Susan Sarandon.
Stern : Like a married couple!
Rossdale : Yeah.
Stern : (laughing) You got Susan Sarandon!
Rossdale : She's great!
Stern : She's all right...a little uptight.
Rossdale : She's beautiful. I was actually really happy doing that.
Stern : So you are no longer with Gwen Stefani?
Rossdale : Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Quivers : They are still together.
Stern : Why is it a bad week to ask you that? Did you have a fight?
Rossdale : Because um...because ummm... because uh...because I think it's just that time...yeah...
Stern : She has her period? (all laughing)
Rossdale : I don't know!
Stern : It's that time! That's why your hair is red!!! (all laughing) No no no no no...What do you mean "the time"? You mean it's getting weird? Like you don't wanna be with her full time? I mean you can have any woman you want, is that it?
Rossdale : Umm no, it's not...
Stern : Robin don't worry. We'll find out who you're banging next! (laughing) Gavin, seriously, explain to me what's going on between you and Gwen Stefani.
Rossdale : You're really not letting me off of this?
Stern : no I'm not!
Rossdale : Ok ok ok ok ok. Everything is fine, everything is fine. She just didn't come to the awards, but everything is cool.
Stern : She didn't come to the awards because she feels that the two of you are distant?
Rossdale : Because she is busy writing a hit record.
Stern : She is?
Rossdale : And she felt that coming here was taking her attention away.
Stern : Does she feel you're cold and distant and you're not...
Quivers : ...supportive and asking her to leave her work.
Rossdale : moody...weird...(everyone laughing)
Stern : What is her problem with you? You're a great looking guy. You're rich. What would be the problem?
Rossdale : Umm I don't know, you know. You'll probably have to get her on the show but I doubt she'd...(everyone laughing)
Stern : I just wanna know wha'ts going on. So are you available now to date?
Rossdale: Umm...
Stern : Is that what your penis is saying? (all laughing) Is your penis saying to you, "I wanna go bazerk tonight?"
Rossdale : I figure I'm just focusing on the work right now...
Stern : Right, right...
Rossdale : What's this hook I'm on!? WOW! (everyone laughing)
Stern : It's really interesting. Robin, of course you're always hearing about Gavin and who he's banging. What about you? You're in a successful band. What about you? Who are you banging?
Goodridge : Umm... I'm banging everybody!
Stern : Everyone? Really!?
Goodridge : Yeah.
Stern : On the road, banging!
Goodridge : I really am!
Stern : Is that really true?
Goodridge: Yeah!
Stern : That's fabulous!
Quivers : Your penis is fine!
Goodridge : My penis is always free.
Stern : Really? That is fantastic!
Goodridge : It's cheap. (everyone laughing)
Stern : Gavin, I'm surprised you tied yourself down. Seriously, I am, to one woman...
Rossdale : I want to surprise you...
Stern : Really?
Rossdale : Yeah, I like that.
Stern : You won't marry her though, will you? Ever? (everyone laughing)
Rossdale : I don't know. I'm not sure...
Stern : Well, anyway...
Rossdale : Not today...
Stern : All right...maybe if she makes another hit song we'll marry her. (laughing)
Rossdale : Yeah, put the collateral up...yeah, you know what I mean?
Stern : Someone told me that you dyed your hair...seriously this is true...you dyed your hair so you won't get caught cheating...(everyone laughing) they won't recognize you. You wanna look different, is that true?
Rossdale : Yeah it's ok. It's a RED HEAD leaving the house! (laughing)
Stern : It wasn't me! It was some guy with red hair! Anyway, you know I love the band Bush. I look forward to the new album. Come in when you guys have the record to promote.
Quivers : Yeah!
Stern : Gavin, Robin, thanks for coming in...from the great band Bush and we're backstage at the Video Music Awards and I'm gonna dye my hair. (everyone laughing)
Rossdale : I've got some dye left!
Stern : Remember when I dyed my hair blue? I looked like the Wicked Witch of the west! My kids...I came home, they were screaming...they were crying! They couldn't believe what I did! (laughing)
Quivers : Just imagine if you came home with that color!
Stern : Hey, my balls are plaid! (laughing) Honest to God, true story!
(baba booey cuts in about christina aguilera)
Stern : Gavin, you oughtta bang her...go over there and bang her...
Goodridge : What's the point in banging her if she is tired already?
Stern : Well, I'm tired too.
Goodridge: Is that an offer!? (everyone laughing)
Rossdale : Wow, now he's ready!
Stern : (more about christina aguilera and britney spears) You guys are liberal. I like that! Hey thanks guys. That's Gavin and Robin.
The rest of interview is about hookers and some bar that Gavin was supposedly seen in. They go there, but not for the hookers...so Howard Stern says they're weird.

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